Saturday, February 28, 2009

Long Sought-after Sesame Street clips

These were two of my favourite Sesame Street bits when I was a kid. It's not necessarily because they were the best, or the funniest, but because I only ever got to see them two or three times when I was little. In fact, I'm sure that part of the reason I watched Sesame Street as long as I did was because of the hope of seeing these again. Of course, now with YouTube, you can see just about anything you'd ever want to see from your childhood, but in case you haven't thought to look these up yet, here they are! Do you remember them? Does this make you as excited as it does me?

Extended Pinball Routine

The pinball routine was one of my favourite bits of Sesame Street. It's got a great little song, and when I was really little, I had no idea what pinball was, only just that there were some pretty funny bits on Sesame Street with a shiny ball. And while the pinball segments were great, I always kept watching for this one. Normally, the first three bits were always the same, and there was one distinct segment for the number of the day, with a zoo theme, or American landmarks, or whatever. But sometimes you'd get the extended play, when it would just keep going. Rather than rolling off into the distance as the blimp sailed by at the bottom of the screen, the pinball would drop into another distinctive segment. This was nothing short of awesome! I know that as a kid, I remembered that the witch's cave featured in this one, but I couldn't quite figure why the action didn't continue every time the ball went into the witches cave.

Jazzy Spies #8

The first time I saw this, I was blown away! Ernie and Bert had been watching the same thing I was! Years later, I never remembered that it was the I 8 the sandbox routine that followed up on this, so every time the 'Jazzy Spies' came on, I'd sit up excitedly, hoping to catch Bert and Ernie watching at the end. Technically, the name for these segments are 'Jazz 8' (or 9 or 10 or whatever) but they're popularly known as 'Jazzy Spies' because of the secret-agent guys at the end. And yes, that is Jefferson Airplane's Grace Slick singing!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Envelope Please... (Best Film)

And here are your winners!

1980 Winner: Ordinary People
1981 Winner:
Chariots of Fire
1982 Winner:
Gandhi
1983 Winner:
Terms of Endearment
1984 Winner:
Amadeus
1985 Winner:
Out of Africa
1986 Winner:
Platoon
1987 Winner:
The Last Emperor
1988 Winner:
Rain Man
1989 Winner:
Driving Miss Daisy

And for a special Oscar Week treat, a montage of all your 80s Best Pictures:

Friday, February 20, 2009

Final Oscar Week Roundup: Best Picture

What do you know about these films? What do you remember? The following films were nominated for Best Supporting Actress in the 1980s. Can you remember who actually won?
Check back first thing tomorrow morning for the winners.

1980 Nominees:
  • Coal Miner's Daughter
  • The Elephant Man
  • Ordinary People
  • Raging Bull
  • Tess
1981 Nominees:
  • Atlantic City
  • Chariots of Fire
  • On Golden Pond
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Reds
1982 Nominees:
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Gandhi
  • Missing
  • Tootsie
  • The Verdict
1983 Nominees:
  • The Big Chill
  • The Dresser
  • The Right Stuff
  • Tender Mercies
  • Terms of Endearment
1984 Nominees:
  • Amadeus
  • The Killing Fields
  • A Passage to India
  • Places in the Heart
  • A Soldier's Story
1985 Nominees:
  • The Color Purple
  • Kiss of the Spider Woman
  • Out of Africa
  • Prizzi's Honor
  • Witness
1986 Nominees:
  • Children of a Lesser God
  • Hannah and Her Sisters
  • The Mission
  • Platoon
  • A Room with a View
1987 Nominees:
  • Broadcast News
  • Fatal Attraction
  • Hope and Glory
  • The Last Emperor
  • Moonstruck
1988 Nominees:
  • The Accidental Tourist
  • Dangerous Liaisons
  • Mississippi Burning
  • Rain Man
  • Working Girl
1989 Nominees:
  • Born on the Fourth of July
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Driving Miss Daisy
  • Field of Dreams
  • My Left Foot

The Envelope Please... (Best Actor)

And here are your winners!

1980 Winner: Robert De Niro as Jake LaMotta in Raging Bull
1981 Winner:
Henry Fonda as Norman Thayer in On Golden Pond
1982 Winner:
Ben Kingsley as Mahatma Gandhi in Gandhi
1983 Winner:
Robert Duvall as Mac Sledge in Tender Mercies
1984 Winner:
F. Murray Abraham as Antonio Salieri in Amadeus
1985 Winner:
William Hurt as Luis Molina in Kiss of the Spider Woman
1986 Winner:
Paul Newman as Fast Eddie Felson in The Color of Money
1987 Winner:
Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko in Wall Street
1988 Winner:
Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man
1989 Winner:
Daniel Day-Lewis as Christy Brown in My Left Foot

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Oscar Week Continues: Best Actor

What do you know about these films? What do you remember? The following actors were nominated for Best Supporting Actor in the 1980s. Can you remember who actually won?
Check back first thing tomorrow morning for the winners.

1980 Nominees:
  • Robert De Niro as Jake LaMotta in Raging Bull
  • Robert Duvall as Lieutenant Colonel Bull Meechum in The Great Santini
  • John Hurt as John Merrick in The Elephant Man
  • Jack Lemmon as Scottie Templeton in Tribute
  • Peter O'Toole as Eli Cross in The Stunt Man
1981 Nominees:
  • Warren Beatty as John Reed in Reds
  • Henry Fonda as Norman Thayer in On Golden Pond
  • Burt Lancaster as Lou Pascal in Atlantic City
  • Dudley Moore as Arthur Bach in Arthur
  • Paul Newman as Michael Colin Gallagher in Absence of Malice
1982 Nominees:
  • Dustin Hoffman as Michael Dorsey / Dorothy Michaels in Tootsie
  • Ben Kingsley as Mahatma Gandhi in Gandhi
  • Jack Lemmon as Ed Horman in Missing
  • Paul Newman as Frank Galvin in The Verdict
  • Peter O'Toole as Alan Swann in My Favorite Year
1983 Nominees:
  • Michael Caine as Dr. Frank Bryant in Educating Rita
  • Tom Conti as Gowan McGland in Reuben, Reuben
  • Tom Courtenay as Norman in The Dresser
  • Robert Duvall as Mac Sledge in Tender Mercies
  • Albert Finney as Sir in The Dresser
1984 Nominees:
  • F. Murray Abraham as Antonio Salieri in Amadeus
  • Jeff Bridges as Starman in Starman
  • Albert Finney as Geoffrey Firmin in Under the Volcano
  • Tom Hulce as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in Amadeus
  • Sam Waterston as Sydney Schanberg in The Killing Fields
1985 Nominees:
  • Harrison Ford as Det. Capt. John Book in Witness
  • James Garner as Murphy Jones in Murphy's Romance
  • William Hurt as Luis Molina in Kiss of the Spider Woman
  • Jack Nicholson as Charley Partanna in Prizzi's Honor
  • John Voight as Oscar 'Manny' Manheim in Runaway Train
1986 Nominees:
  • Dexter Gordon as Dale Turner in 'Round Midnight
  • Bob Hoskins as George in Mona Lisa
  • William Hurt as James Leeds in Children of a Lesser God
  • Paul Newman as Fast Eddie Felson in The Color of Money
  • James Woods as Richard Boyle in Salvador
1987 Nominees:
  • Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko in Wall Street
  • William Hurt as Tom Grunick in Broadcast News
  • Marcello Mastroianni as Romano in Dark Eyes
  • Jack Nicholson as Francis Phelan in Ironweed
  • Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer in Good Morning, Vietnam
1988 Nominees:
  • Gene Hackman as Agent Rupert Anderson in Mississippi Burning
  • Dustin Hoffman as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man
  • Tom Hanks as Josh Baskin in Big
  • Edward James Olmos as Jaime Escalante in Stand and Deliver
  • Max von Sydow as Lassefar in Pelle the Conqueror
1989 Nominees:
  • Kenneth Branagh as Henry V in Henry V
  • Tom Cruise as Ron Kovic in Born on the Fourth of July
  • Daniel Day-Lewis as Christy Brown in My Left Foot
  • Morgan Freeman as Hoke Colburn in Driving Miss Daisy
  • Robin Williams as John Keating in Dead Poets Society

The Envelope Please... (Best Actress)


And here are your winners!

1980 Winner: Sissy Spacek as Loretta Lynn in Coal Miner's Daughter
1981 Winner:
Katharine Hepburn as Ethel Thayer in On Golden Pond
1982 Winner:
Meryl Streep as Sophie Zawistowski in Sophie's Choice
1983 Winner:
Shirley MacLaine as Aurora Greenway in Terms of Endearment
1984 Winner:
Sally Field as Edna Spalding in Places in the Heart
1985 Winner:
Geraldine Page as Carrie Watts in The Trip to Bountiful
1986 Winner:
Marlee Matlin as Sarah Norman in Children of a Lesser God
1987 Winner:
Cher as Loretta Castorini in Moonstruck
1988 Winner:
Jodie Foster as Sarah Tobias in The Accused
1989 Winner:
Jessica Tandy as Daisy Werthan in Driving Miss Daisy

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Oscar Week Continues; Best Actress


What do you know about these films? What do you remember? The following actresses were nominated for Best Supporting Actress in the 1980s. Can you remember who actually won?
Check back first thing tomorrow morning for the winners.

1980 Nominees:
  • Ellen Burstyn as Edna Mae McCauley in Resurrection
  • Goldie Hawn as Pvt. Judy Benjamin in Private Benjamin
  • Mary Tyler Moore as Beth Jarrett in Ordinary People
  • Gena Rowlands as Gloria Swenson in Gloria
  • Sissy Spacek as Loretta Lynn in Coal Miner's Daughter
1981 Nominees:
  • Katharine Hepburn as Ethel Thayer in On Golden Pond
  • Diane Keaton as Louise Bryant in Reds
  • Marsha Mason as Georgia in Only When I Laugh
  • Susan Sarandon as Sally Matthews in Atlantic City
  • Meryl Streep as Sarah / Anna in The French Lieutenant's Woman
1982 Nominees:
  • Julie Andres as Victoria Grant, aka Count Victor Grezhinski in Victor/Victoria
  • Jessica Lange as Frances Farmer in Frances
  • Sissy Spacek as Beth Horman in Missing
  • Meryl Streep as Sophie Zawistowski in Sophie's Choice
  • Debra Winger as Paula Pokrifki in An Officer and a Gentleman
1983 Nominees:
  • Jane Alexander as Carol Wetherly in Testament
  • Shirley MacLaine as Aurora Greenway in Terms of Endearment
  • Meryl Streep as Karen Silkwood in Silkwood
  • Julie Walters as Rita in Educating Rita
  • Debra Winger as Emma Greenway Horton in Terms of Endearment
1984 Nominees:
  • Judy Davis as Adela Quested in A Passage to India
  • Sally Field as Edna Spalding in Places in the Heart
  • Jessica Lange as Jewell Ivy in Country
  • Vanessa Redgrave as Olive Chancellor in The Bostonians
  • Sissy Spacek as Mae Garvey in The River
1985 Nominees:
  • Anne Bancroft as Mother Miriam Ruth in Agnes of God
  • Whoopi Goldberg as Celie Johnson in The Color Purple
  • Jessica Lange as Patsy Cline in Sweet Dreams
  • Geraldine Page as Carrie Watts in The Trip to Bountiful
  • Meryl Streep as Karen Blixen in Out of Africa
1986 Nominees:
  • Jane Fonda as Alex Sternbergen in The Morning After
  • Marlee Matlin as Sarah Norman in Children of a Lesser God
  • Sissy Spacek as Rebecca 'Babe' / Becky Magrath Botrelle in Crimes of the Heart
  • Kathleen Turner as Peggy Sue Bodell in Peggy Sue Got Married
  • Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley in Aliens
1987 Nominees:
  • Cher as Loretta Castorini in Moonstruck
  • Glenn Close as Alex Forrest in Fatal Attraction
  • Holly Hunter as Jane Craig in Broadcast News
  • Sally Kirkland as Anna in Anna
  • Meryl Streep as Helen Archer in Ironweed
1988 Nominees:
  • Glenn Close as Marquise Isabelle de Merteuil in Dangerous Liaisons
  • Jodie Foster as Sarah Tobias in The Accused
  • Melanie Griffith as Tess McGill in Working Girl
  • Meryl Streep as Lindy Chamberlain in A Cry in the Dark
  • Sigourney Weaver as Dian Fossey in Gorillas in the Mist
1989 Nominees:
  • Isabelle Adjani as Camille Claudel in Camille Claudel
  • Pauline Collins as Shirley Valentine-Bradshaw in Shirley Valentine
  • Jessica Lange as Ann Talbot in Music Box
  • Michelle Pfeiffer as Susie Diamond in The Fabulous Baker Boys
  • Jessica Tandy as Daisy Werthan in Driving Miss Daisy

The Envelope Please... (Best Supporting Actress)

And here are your winners!

1980 Winner: Mary Steenburgen as Lynda Dummar in Melvin and Howard
1981 Winner:
Maureen Stapleton as Emma Goldman in Reds
1982 Winner:
Jessica Lange as Julie Nichols in Tootsie
1983 Winner:
Linda Hunt as Billy Kwan in The Year of Living Dangerously
1984 Winner:
Peggy Ashcroft as Mrs. Moore in A Passage to India
1985 Winner:
Anjelica Huston as Maerose Prizzi in Prizzi's Honor
1986 Winner:
Dianne Wiest as Holly in Hannah and Her Sisters
1987 Winner:
Olympia Dukakis as Rose Castorini in Moonstruck
1988 Winner:
Geena Davis as Muriel Pritchett in The Accidental Tourist
1989 Winner:
Brenda Fricker as Mrs. Brown in My Left Foot

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Raised in the 80s Roundup: Best Supporting Actresses

What do you know about these films? What do you remember? The following actresses were nominated for Best Supporting Actress in the 1980s. Can you remember who actually won?
Check back first thing tomorrow morning for the winners.

1980 Nominees:
  • Eileen Brennan as Capt. Doreen Lewis in Private Benjamin
  • Eva Le Gallienne as Grandma Pearl in Resurrection
  • Cathy Moriarty as Vickie Thailer LaMotta in Raging Bull
  • Diana Scarwid as Louise in Inside Moves
  • Mary Steenburgen as Lynda Dummar in Melvin and Howard
1981 Nominees:
  • Melinda Dillon as Teresa Perrone in Absence of Malice
  • Jane Fonda as Chelsea Thayer Wayne in On Golden Pond
  • Joan Hackett as Toby in Only When I Laugh
  • Elizabeth McGovern as Evelyn Nesbit in Ragtime
  • Maureen Stapleton as Emma Goldman in Reds
1982 Nominees:
  • Glenn Close as Jenny Fields in The World According to Garp
  • Teri Garr as Sandy Lester in Tootsie
  • Jessica Lange as Julie Nichols in Tootsie
  • Kim Stanley as Lillian Farmer in Frances
  • Lesley Ann Warren as Norma Cassady in Victor/Victoria
1983 Nominees:
  • Cher as Dolly Pelliker in Silkwood
  • Glenn Close as Sarah Cooper in The Big Chill
  • Linda Hunt as Billy Kwan in The Year of Living Dangerously
  • Amy Irving as Hadass in Yentl
  • Alfre Woodard as Geechee in Cross Creek
1984 Nominees:
  • Peggy Ashcroft as Mrs. Moore in A Passage to India
  • Glenn Close as Iris Gaines in The Natural
  • Lindsay Crouse as Margaret Lomax in Places in the Heart
  • Christine Lahti as Hazel in Swing Shift
  • Geraldine Page as Mrs. Ritter in The Pope of Greenwich Village
1985 Nominees:
  • Margaret Avery as Shug Avery in The Color Purple
  • Anjelica Huston as Maerose Prizzi in Prizzi's Honor
  • Amy Madigan as Sunny in Twice in a Lifetime
  • Meg Tilly as Sister Agnes in Agnes of God
  • Oprah Winfrey as Sofia in The Color Purple
1986 Nominees:
  • Tess Harper as Chick Boyle in Crimes of the Heart
  • Piper Laurie as Mrs. Norman in Children of a Lesser God
  • Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio as Carmen in The Color of Money
  • Maggie Smith as Charlotte Bartlett in A Room with a View
  • Dianne Wiest as Holly in Hannah and Her Sisters
1987 Nominees:
  • Norma Aleandro as Florencia in Gaby: A True Story
  • Anne Archer as Beth Gallagher in Fatal Attraction
  • Olympia Dukakis as Rose Castorini in Moonstruck
  • Anne Ramsey as Mrs. Lift in Throw Momma from the Train
  • Ann Sothern as Tisha Doughty in The Whales of August
1988 Nominees:
  • Joan Cusack as Cyn in Working Girl
  • Geena Davis as Muriel Pritchett in The Accidental Tourist
  • Frances McDormand as Mrs. Pell in Mississippi Burning
  • Michelle Pfeiffer as Madame Marie de Tourvel in Dangerous Liaisons
  • Sigourney Weaver as Katharine Parker in Working Girl
1989 Nominees:
  • Brenda Fricker as Mrs. Brown in My Left Foot
  • Anjelica Huston as Tamara Broder in Enemies, a Love Story
  • Lena Olin as Masha in Enemies, a Love Story
  • Julia Roberts as Shelby Eatenton Latcherie in Steel Magnolias
  • Dianne Wiest as Helen Buckman in Parenthood

The Envelope Please... (Best Supporting Actor)

And here are your winners!

1980 Winner: Timothy Hutton as Conrad Jarrett in Ordinary People
1981 Winner:
John Gielgud as Hobson in Arthur
1982 Winner:
Louis Gossett, Jr. as Gunnery Sergeant Emil Foley in An Officer and a Gentleman
1983 Winner:
Jack Nicholson as Garrett Breedlove in Terms of Endearment
1984 Winner:
Haing S. Ngor as Dith Pran in The Killing Fields
1985 Winner:
Don Ameche as Arthur Selwyn in Cocoon
1986 Winner:
Michael Caine as Elliot in Hannah and Her Sisters
1987 Winner:
Sean Connery as Jim Malone in The Untouchables
1988 Winner:
Kevin Kline as Otto West in A Fish Called Wanda
1989 Winner:
Denzel Washington as Pvt. Trip in Glory

Monday, February 16, 2009

Raised in the 80s Trivia Quiz 2 Answers

  1. Who originally recorded Dancing with Myself before Billy Idol?
    Generation X [which was Billy Idol's band, before he went solo]
  2. What year is 1982's Blade Runner set in?
    2019
  3. What 1987 film was the first collaboration between the two Coreys? (Haim & Feldman)
    The Lost Boys
  4. What are the three things to fear in the Fire Swamp?
    Flame spurts, lightning sand, and ROUSs (Rodents of Unusual Size)
  5. What are the Hardy Boys' first names?
    Frank and Joe
  6. What does Corey Hart wear at night?
    His sunglasses
  7. What is the dog's name on Fraggle Rock?
    Sprocket
  8. What are the names of the four ghosts in Pac-Man?
    Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde
  9. Which of the four Golden Girls was played by the oldest actress?
    Rose [It's not actually Estelle Getty, who was younger than Bea Arthur, who played her daughter!]
  10. What was the name of the woman who asked 'Where's the Beef?'
    Clara Peller
  11. Who played the three Witches of Eastwick?
    Cher, Susan Sarandon, & Michelle Pfeiffer
  12. Who is Strawberry Shortcake's arch-nemesis?
    The Peculiar Purple Pieman [from Porcupine Peak]
  13. What video game featured these opponents: Glass Joe, Bald Bull, and Pizza Pasta?
    Punch-Out!! [Don't forget the multiple exclamation points---a sure sign of a deranged mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!]
  14. What was the name of the ship in Pigs in Spaaaaace?
    The Swinetrek
  15. What game does the phrase 'All your base are belong to us' come from?
    Zero Wing

Raised in the 80s Roundup: Best Supporting Actors

What do you know about these films? What do you remember? The following actors were nominated for Best Supporting Actor in the 1980s. Can you remember who actually won?
Check back first thing tomorrow morning for the winners.

1980 Nominees:
  • Judd Hirsch as Dr. Tyrone C. Berger in Ordinary People
  • Timothy Hutton as Conrad Jarrett in Ordinary People
  • Michael O'Keefe as Ben Meechum in The Great Santini
  • Joe Pesci as Joey LaMotta in Raging Bull
  • Jason Robards as Howard Hughes in Melvin and Howard
1981 Nominees:
  • James Coco as Jimmy in Only When I Laugh
  • John Gielgud as Hobson in Arthur
  • Ian Holm as Sam Mussabini in Chariots of Fire
  • Jack Nicholson as Eugene O'Neill in Reds
  • Howard Rollins as Coalhouse Walker, Jr. in Ragtime
1982 Nominees:
  • Charles Durning as the Governor in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
  • Louis Gossett, Jr. as Gunnery Sergeant Emil Foley in An Officer and a Gentleman
  • John Lithgow as Roberta Muldoon in The World according to Garp
  • James Mason as Ed Concannon in The Verdict
  • Robert Preston as Carroll 'Toddy' Todd in Victor/Victoria
1983 Nominees:
  • Charles Durning as Colonel Erhardt in To Be or Not to Be
  • John Lithgow as Sam Burns in Terms of Endearment
  • Jack Nicholson as Garrett Breedlove in Terms of Endearment
  • Sam Shepard as Chuck Yeager in The Right Stuff
  • Rip Torn as Marsh Turner in Cross Creek
1984 Nominees:

  • Adolph Caesar as Sergeant Waters in A Soldier's Story
  • John Malkovitch as Mr. Will in Places in the Heart
  • Noriyke Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid
  • Haing S. Ngor as Dith Pran in The Killing Fields
  • Ralph Richardson as the Sixth Earl of Greystoke in Greystoke - the Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes
1985 Nominees:
  • Don Ameche as Arthur Selwyn in Cocoon
  • Klaus Maria Brandauer as Baron Bror von Blixen-Finecke in Out of Africa
  • William Hickey as Don Corrado Prizzi in Prizzi's Honor
  • Robert Loggia as Sam Ransom in Jagged Edge
  • Eric Roberts as Buck in Runaway Train
1986 Nominees:
  • Tom Berneger as Sgt. Barnes in Platoon
  • Michael Caine as Elliot in Hannah and Her Sisters
  • Willem Dafoe as Sgt. Elias in Platoon
  • Denholm Elliott as Mr. Emerson in A Room with a View
  • Dennis Hopper as Shooter in Hoosiers
1987 Nominees:
  • Albert Brooks as Aaron Altman in Broadcast News
  • Sean Connery as Jim Malone in The Untouchables
  • Morgan Freeman as Fast Black in Street Smart
  • Vincent Gardenia as Cosmo Castorini in Moonstruck
  • Denzel Washington as Steve Biko in Cry Freedom
1988 Nominees:
  • Alec Guinness as William Dorrit in Little Dorrit
  • Kevin Kline as Otto West in A Fish Called Wanda
  • Martin Landau as Abe Karatz in Tucker: The Man and His Dream
  • River Phoenix as Danny Pope in Running on Empty
  • Dean Stockwell as Tony 'The Tiger' Russo in Married to the Mob
1989 Nominees:
  • Danny Aiello as Sal in Do the Right Thing
  • Dan Aykroyd as Boolie Werthan in Driving Miss Daisy
  • Marlon Brando as Ian Mackenzie in A Dry White Season
  • Martin Landau as Judah Rosenthal in Crimes and Misdemeanors
  • Denzel Washington as Pvt. Trip in Glory

Saturday, February 14, 2009

What happened to Sesame Street

If you've watched recent episodes of Sesame Street lately, I'm sure you've noticed what many of us have seen and bemoaned. The Street has changed.

The humans have gotten older. After all, some of them have been at this for 40 years! Some muppets have changed their voices slightly, or have been given cosmetic changes. This always happens.

But the biggest change might be the street itself. When we were little, it was very much an inner-city street. The set looked a bit grubby. Often times, there would be bags of trash around--not just at Oscar's, but on the other side of 123 Sesame Street. The overall effect was more gritty.

But now the set has been cleaned up. The dinginess is gone. Now it looks clean enough that you could eat off the ground. At first it used to trouble me. But today I realized for the first time that this is the same thing that's happening in my neighbourhood.

Gentrification.

Friday, February 13, 2009

The Tragedy of Sesame Street

Don't be fooled. Life wasn't all sunny days on Sesame Street. If you need any convincing, look no further than the case of David. This is not to be confused with the tragic story of Northern Calloway, the actor who played David. Calloway was a brilliant performer whose life was cut short by a sudden death in 1990. His family have not made a big scene over the circumstances of his illness or death, and rumours of legal, physical and mental health issues have circulated for years.
However, the tragedy of David is even more heart-wrenching. I realize that there's a lot of the story that can be explained by a longtime battle with cancer, the details of which we'll never fully appreciate. But try to look at the story just as it appeared to the kids watching Sesame Street:

In 1971, David first appears on Sesame Street, one of the first new human characters since the show began. Without a doubt, David was the coolest one on Sesame Street. In fact, because it was the 70s, David could be hip. He was funny, he had awesome clothes, and everyone wanted to be like him.

That's part of the reason he was written into the show. The creators wanted to have an African-American character who could be a role-model, older-brother type for kids who watched Sesame Street. Gordon was too old, and just not with it enough to be that character, so David came on board. He was meant to be a positive role model, to show black kids that they could have a future that involved more than just drugs and gangs and violence.

In his second season on the Street, David even started to go to law school, working part-time in Hooper's Store. In 1974, Maria moved to Sesame Street, and as the 'young couple' on the Street, there was definite chemistry between her and David. Supposedly, there was never a serious relationship. They were just 'good friends'. But the amount of time they spent together (quite closely) seems to suggest otherwise. Things were looking good for David, and the future was golden.

And then, the unthinkable happened. In November 1983, a very special episode of Sesame Street ran, breaking the news that Mr. Hooper had died. What's more, he had left Hooper's Store to David in his will. Suddenly, there wasn't as much talk about becoming a lawyer. While Hooper's Store was probably a pretty good business to run, it was kind of like George Bailey taking over the Savings and Loan. Suddenly, all his dreams got put on the back burner, because someone had to stay around to make Big Bird's birdseed milkshakes.

And as time went on, David and Maria weren't so close a couple anymore. Suddenly, she and Luis started to make goo-goo eyes at each other, and the next thing you know, they're getting married (on TV, as tacky as it is). I haven't got access to enough old episodes to track it specifically, but you'll also notice that during this same period, David started putting on weight. Not just getting a bit soft around the middle–he got FAT.

That's right, buddy. Smile and wave manically, to cover up the fact that your heart is breaking. The very last episode David was in was when Luis and Maria's daughter was born, and he realized that he was never going to get her back. It's kind of sad, when you think about it. And then, without any real goodbyes, David was gone – moved away to live with his grandmother, or so they said. And looking back at it, I can't think of anything to say except 'How sad.'

Raised in the 80s Trivia Quiz 2


Are you ready for another batch of Raised in the 80s Trivia? How much of this do you remember (without resorting to Wikipedia?) Answers in three days...
  1. Who originally recorded Dancing with Myself before Billy Idol?
  2. What year is 1982's Blade Runner set in?
  3. What 1987 film was the first collaboration between the two Coreys? (Haim & Feldman)
  4. What are the three things to fear in the Fire Swamp?
  5. What are the Hardy Boys' first names?
  6. What does Corey Hart wear at night?
  7. What is the dog's name on Fraggle Rock?
  8. What are the names of the four ghosts in Pac-Man?
  9. Which of the four Golden Girls was played by the oldest actress?
  10. What was the name of the woman who asked 'Where's the Beef?'
  11. Who played the three Witches of Eastwick?
  12. Who is Strawberry Shortcake's arch-nemesis?
  13. What video game featured these opponents: Glass Joe, Bald Bull, and Pizza Pasta?
  14. What was the name of the ship in Pigs in Spaaaaace?
  15. What game does the phrase 'All your base are belong to us' come from?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

867-5309 (You *know* that number, don't you?)

This just in, via Kickin' it Old School : 80s Hit 867-5309 Phone Number Sold on Ebay Auction

I'm not old enough to really remember 867-5309/Jenny when it was first a big hit, but I remember hearing it a lot on the radio while I was growing up.  The group responsible, Tommy Tutone, is generally considered a one-hit wonder, but what a hit it was!  The catchy little song about a girl's phone number scrawled on a bathroom wall spawned a frenzy of calls to Jenny at 867-5309 in almost every area code.  

And now, someone has just made a bundle on that number!  A guy in New Jersey who was the proud owner of 201-867-5309 tried to sell it on eBay, in the hopes of getting $40,000 for it, and being able to take a fancy Caribbean vacation.  Now, he can't legally sell the number itself (that's against the phone company's regulations) but he can sell his DJ business that the number is registered to.

The auction gained a lot of interest from the press, and just closed two days ago.  When all was said and done, he wound up getting $186,853.09 for it.  (Some clever bidder bid $1-867-53.09, and got outbid by $100!) You can see it for yourself here.

Shipping was free.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Computer Critters / Rubik / The Friendly Giant / McDLT



The final installment in the Computer Critters series, and perhaps the one I remember best. For years, I used to have that 'cut it down to size: you can edit or revise' bit running through my head. I remember singing it to myself as I worked with an old word processor for the Commodore 64. I don't remember when I've ever been so excited about a word processor.



Do you remember this cartoon? The premise was that an amazing magical Rubik's cube dropped out of a gypsy wagon and into these kids' lives. The idea was that when you solved the cube, he could talk and fly, and do all kinds of magic. (I remember thinking at the time that if you could actually solve a Rubik's cube, you didn't need magic: you were already a certified genius.) Trouble was, that at some point in every episode, someone would drop him, and he'd get scrambled, and the kids would get captured, or into some kind of trouble... Oh, the things these cartoon writers would dream up! Plus, you know it's a good thing when Menudo is singing your theme song!



Non-Canadians might not get this one, but if you grew up in Canada during the 80s, I'm sure you knew the Friendly Giant. It was a very calm, quite sensible children's show, the likes of which we'll never see again. There are a couple of things that I don't get, though. If you came to a castle with the words 'Friendly Giant' burned on the front door, wouldn't you think it was a trap? And if that's how big the chairs were in comparison to the giant, doesn't that make one big-ass chicken? The great thing about this show is that most of it seemed to be improvised, sometimes with unexpected results. I know that rooster dropped an F-bomb in one episode!



The McDLT. Back in the days when McDonald's didn't give a damn about the environment. Not only were they still using styrofoam for their packaging, they were using twice as much, to keep the hot side of your burger hot and the cold side cold. This was supposed to be a great gimmick. What they never tell you is that the McDLT was released because McDonald's employees in the 80s were too lazy to assemble your burgers and wanted to make you do it for them. And do you remember when Jason Alexander had hair?!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

An Outbreak of Cooties: Why are peanuts and scents banned in schools but not lousy students?

When we were kids, we used to worry about getting 'cooties' from the girls in our class, and they were probably just as worried about getting them from us. You had to watch who you hang out with, or you could get them. What's worse, once you've got them, you can spread them.

But then somewhere along the line, cooties stopped being the elementary school equivalent of an STD or leprosy and started to become something even more sinister. Go on, say it with me, just for the tingle it sends over your scalp. Head lice.

I remember being screened for head lice in elementary school. I remember an outbreak or two. I remember boiling our combs and having to wash with the horrible medicated shampoo. The important thing was knowing who actually had head lice, so that the outbreak could be contained and eliminated.

Turns out they don't do that anymore. A woman in Newfoundland has decided to keep her daughter home from school rather than send her back to the school that's seen its third outbreak of head lice this year. She says that if health officials would reinstate school checks for lice, she's send her back tomorrow. The health officials argue that it's not effective to do mass screenings, and that they prefer to educate parents on how to identify and treat lice at home.

Pardon me while I rant. WTF is the world coming to? If I sent my kid to school with a peanut butter sandwich, I'd be treated like a terrorist. Don't you know that some children are allergic to peanuts, and even having them in the same province could kill them? If a teenager goes to school wearing too much AXE body spray, they can be suspended for violating no-scent rules. Yet if a kid comes to school infested with lice, spreading discomfort to classmates and inconvenience to their parents, what are we going to do as a society?

I'm not saying that we shouldn't be accommodating towards other people's sensitivities. Even so, there's a part of me that longs for the good old days when kids could have whatever damn sandwich they wanted, and teenagers had a choice between being laughed at for smelling like too much cheap cologne or being shunned for smelling like BO.

Come on! While peanut and fragrance allergies are a real thing, they do get blown out of proportion, and people get hysterical. Fact is, in the real world, some kids need to learn to respect other people's individual rights, and others need to learn to cope with their own sensitivities, or get into a big plastic bubble.

But if we're going to get so extreme about foods and scents, why not get similarly extreme about little critters running through your hair that spread like wildfire through a school? That's just disgusting.

[Now I've got to go scratch my head. Just thinking about it makes my scalp itch!]